Hilarious Mistakes and Quotes by a Muslim Creationist!

On a Dutch football forum, or as the Yanks would say a soccer forum (weirdos), I started having a discussion with a Muslim creationist over a year ago. During this year he displayed the usual ignorance and arrogance. He studies law but has read many books and seen many documentaries on Evolutionary Theory, or so he says. Even after every correction he claimed to be right, like a true Dunning-Kruger. The discussion is in Dutch but I will translate the most hilarious comments and mistakes that he made:

1) I’m not denying Evolution exists, it’s just not the Evolutions the scientists talk about.
2) Evolution says it is possible for a black man and a white woman to give birth to a purple child.
3) Seedless grapes grow out of seeds.