By season I mean Winter (although it doesn’t feel that late in the year for me) and that of course infers the midwinter festivities that many people will be partaking thereof.  Now that will be a nice cosy christmas, or a boozey haze of general gluttony and over indulgence.  Presents will be unwrapped, arguements will be had, children will be hyper, hangovers will be nursed and all the usual sorts of shenanigans that take place over the next week or so.  And with that in mind SkepticTV would like to wish you all a happy and safe time no matter what you are doing or how you are celerbrating it.  And as our contribution we have composed the following, you will have to imagine the tune in your head and our voices singing it…..which might lead you to drink but here we go!

So I will bid you good bye now so you can enjoy the song and we’ll be back in the new year! 😉

Womble

The 12 days of SkepticTVmas

On the first day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
A skype call with NephilimFree.

On the second day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the third day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the fourth day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the fifth day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the sixth day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Six DMCAs,
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the seventh day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Seven scams debunked,
Six DMCAs,
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the eighth day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Eight crazy nutjobs,
Seven scams debunked,
Six DMCAs,
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the ninth day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Nine mail order PhDs,
Eight crazy nutjobs,
Seven scams debunked,
Six DMCAs,
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the tenth day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Ten piles of bollocks,
Nine mail order PhDs,
Eight crazy nutjobs,
Seven scams debunked,
Six DMCAs,
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the eleventh day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Eleven loony creationists,
Ten piles of bollocks,
Nine mail order PhDs,
Eight crazy nutjobs,
Seven scams debunked,
Six DMCAs,
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree.

On the twelfth day of SkepticTVmas,
The tech guy sent to me
Twelve hours of fundraising,
Eleven loony creationists,
Ten piles of bollocks,
Nine mail order PhDs,
Eight crazy nutjobs,
Seven scams debunked,
Six DMCAs,
Five golden Crocoducks,
Four call in Poes,
Three Blog posts,
Two Turban Engines,
And a skype call with NephilimFree!